Mrs Bitch has a crush.

You know, I blather and whine and spill my guts and opine and argue on this blog and in comments sections elsewhere. A person might think I'm not in the least shy, but I would LOVE to have the guts to post a video like this. I'd also LOVE to be able to move like this, but that's a whole 'nother thing. What a cutie.

Who else had never heard of Fiverr? If you want to rent Spandy Andy for 30 seconds that's where you go. And in case you ever needed motivation to join Regretsy, be sure to also check out Dancing Dror, who seems to have retired temporarily from Fiverr. April knows how to keep us fat, jealous losers happy.

Yes, I'm still avoiding politics because the shit I do manage to read about the hijinx Republicans are pulling make me mad enough to punt a baby over the fence. With a steel-toed boot. And it's a 6' tall fence.